My first "Journal Entry", Refreshing isnt it?

As you all may know my name is FoApple, well thats my pen name.
My real name is Mathew Alexander Chartrand and I live somewhere in Canada! I dont know why I'm writing this now because I really have to pee... REALLY BADLY! I'm also watching Ren & Stimpy Old childhood cartoons are worth dying for if you ask me.

I have one other thing to ask all of you, As you can tell all my scans...

SUCK!!!

I dont know shit about doing art on the computer, I get really sad because most of my stuff is acctually good looking at it in person but when i scan it, its like i pissed on cat puke and then scanned it with high belief that it shall turn into art.

So please any tips or anything else please please tell.

I'm going to go pee now...